Have fun, if you can be bothered reading this.

~*About You*~
Name: Apparently its either Shoe or maybe Elanora
Birth date: October 26 1993
Age: Believed to be 16
Country of origin: The bottom half of NZ
Race/ancestry: Apparently a robot made by the Shakespeare family
Religion: No one knows, probably atheist
Height: Either 169 or 174cm.
Eye color: Somewhere between blue and silver
Hair color and style: (Top to bottom) Dark brown, brown, light brown. Either straight or curly, depending on how lazy I’m being
Skin Tone: MY GOD, I’M SO WHITE
Tattoos: Nope
Eye-sight: I have the ability to zoom into things, like that person’s watch.
Names/screen-names you go by: Shoe or Toukee
Explain your username: My retarded first OC Touketsu Fenikkusu who will fuck your shit up.
Explain your icon: Tis Bondagecard being AWESOME! (Hellsing)

How would you describe your personality?
Depending on whom I’m around, can be cheerful or pissed off.

How would other people describe you XD?
Uh... ~TwilighterSora says I am a robotic Chuck Norris.

Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
When being srs, spiders and heights, otherwise, CANARIES!

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
No idea, I like and hate most parts at the same time. (Fuck it, I’ll go with flatchest.)

What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
My... uh... see above.

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
Okay, I don’t know so you can tell me if any of these count: Shyness, mutant finger, scoliosis, quietness, anti-socialness, [insert 50 more things here].

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
I don’t know.

Do you have any allergies?
All foods containing sulphur, anything spicy, pet hairs, plant sper- I MEAN, POLLEN.

Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
I’m the youngest ‘human’ child.

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
Too many.

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
NO.

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
No idea, something stupid like Pokemon trainer no doubt.

What is your dream job now?
No idea, but I’ll stick with this Pharmacy stuff.

What are your current responsibilities?
School.


~*Food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
ICE CREAM!

What is your favourite flavour ever?
Sweet.

Do you like Meat?
OMG MEAT! MEEEEAAAAATTTTTT! I WANT MEAT NOW, UP YOURS ICE CREAM.

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
*Facepalm* meat.

What is your favourite dinner meal?
Meat.

What cuisines do you like best?
MEAT!!!

What foods do you HATE?
Spicy and sulphuric, damn garlic.

What food can you not resist?
ICE CREAM AND MEAT

What would be your last meal?
Something to do with meat.

Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
OH WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW THE SHIT I EAT? *Sips vinegar*


~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
Casual, fancy, suits, anything not whorish. ONE DAY LOLITA, ONE DAY!

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
Skirt and then either a t-shirt or something that apparently makes me look like a library lady.

Pants or skirts/dresses?
All.

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
ALL OF IT, ESPECIALLY IN SUMMER.

What items of jewelery do you wear most?
I guess my earring stud things, cbf getting jewellery, I don’t have anything cool (Except a cross and D. Gray-man thing).

What item can you NOT leave your house without?
Clothes.

Hair up or Hair down?
Down, except for yesterday and if I’m doing Home Ec... and if I want piggy tails.

~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?
7 when I got school, whenever in the holidays like now. Today it was 10 I think.


What time do you usually go to sleep?
Usually 9:30 – 10. But it is the holidays, so usually around 11:11.

How often do you bathe/shower?
Shower in the mornings.

Do you exercise regularly?
PFFFFTTTT no. Although, I do wonder how I still manage to be fitter than half my friends.

How often do you go out drinking?
FUCK NO.

What do you do most in your spare time?
Draw, play games, be on MSN, rage at nothing from being bored.

Name your hobbies:
Anime, cartoons, drawing, playing games, cooking, sewing, making shit up out of random things found in the fridge and pantry.

How many pets have you had in your life? (not including farm animals/live-stock)
3, my AWESOME cat who I miss so very much, that first dog who ate a fish and died and now just that sausage with legs.

How many houses have you lived in in your life?
2, unless that apartment counted, then 3.

What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
A shitty bike that stays unused in the shed and now all it does is rust and breed spiders.

What’s your current job?
A school girl.

~*Your Favorite-?*~

Color(s): Blue, white and green
Animal: Anything black, like a cat or a crow.
Season: FUCK YEAH WINTER!
Scenery: UH... SNOWY MOUNTAIN!
Plant/flower: UH... WAIT, I KNOW THIS ONE (Fuck I hate plants) I dunno, roses seem pretty cool in certain songs at least.
Sweet/treat: ICE CREAM AND MEAT
Game: Mostly stuff by Squeenix, some bandai namco aaaaand ILU NINTENDO!
Sport: NO, I’d rather walk.
Shop: Okay, for manga and games, yes. For clothes, only when I need some. Anything else, NO!
Brand: Anything that looks cool.
Cultures: Uh... anything that isn’t Indian?
Town/City: Aaaaaa, Dunedin and Brisbane?
Style of music: Vocaloid *facepalm*

Favourite Songs: Stardust Utopia (THE NO LONGER EXISTANT ENGLISH VERSION, silly Luka) aaaaand... Alice Human Sacrifice *Thumbs up*

Favourite Movies: I dun liek movies.
Favourite TV shows: Um... Fine, western cartoons, ESPECIALLY SOUTHPARK!
Favourite Animes: D. Gray-man, Pandora Hearts... woah, I don’t like much anymore. Fine, add Kuroshitsuji, Full Metal Alchemist, Claymore and Soul Eater.
Favourite Books: My D. Gray-man mangas.
Favourite Ships/Pairings: ASDF NO!
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: I don’t know.
Favourite place to relax/feel free: Bed, in front of the TV with a controller or right here on my laptop.

~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~

Height: No
Weight: No
Body shape: No
Hair colour/style: No
Eye colour: No
Style: No
Personality traits: No

~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~

Height: NO
Weight: NO
Body shape: NO
Hair color/style: NO
Eye color: NO
Style: NO
Personality traits: FFS NO!!!!!


~*what’s the last -*~

Time you laughed: Just then
Cried: No one knows, I am a robot.
Screamed: Yesterday, at ~musk-parfait’s FACE!
Shared: Yesterday, YOU BETTER FUCKING LIKE THAT SHEEP MUSKY!
The last person you talked to: My wife.
Person to call you: Mom, asking why I hung up. (IT WAS STATIC ON THE TRAIN, GOD DAMN)
Person you yelled at: MUSKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Person you told them you loved: UM... THE DOG.
Time you acted childish: HAHA, I’m always so childish
Food you’ve eaten: Hmm... I think that’s some cookie stuck in my teeth.
Book you’ve read: It was either D. Gray-man 14 which had something about Cross’s butt or maybe it was the No More Heroes game manual.
Shop you entered: Some weaboo shop filled with photo booths, awesome plushies and skill testers.
Thing you regret doing: Everything
Thing you watched on TV: Craig playing One Piece on the wii.
Comment you squee-d over: I don’t do things like this so called ‘squee’
Person you mentally hugged: My wife.
Thing you wrote? Other than this right now, I wrote on MSN to my wife.
Thing you drew: Alice beating the shit out of Ciel.
Thing you read: “Alice beating the shit out of Ciel.”

~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand: I don’t know, I don’t want to try.
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: I don’t know, I cbf trying.
Dance: NO
Sing: I DON’T KNOW, I’LL ASK MY WIFE WHEN SHE GETS HERE
Whistle: Only to call my dog.
Cook: Hell yeah.
Speak a different language: A small amount of Japanese, about 3 words in German and how to say Hello in quite a few languages.
Do any magic Tricks: I WILL MAKE ANYTHING YOU GIVE ME DISAPPEAR.
Put together DIY boxed furniture: Believe it or not, yes. I helped Dad make most of this crap from IKEA in this house.
Use Power tools: Most likely, but you wouldn’t want to give me those.
Write a Resume: I did once for a thing for school.
Rollerblade: I don’t know, I can’t try.
Skateboard: I don’t know, I can’t try.
Surf: No way, that one time I tried the board flipped backwards, hit me on the head and then I nearly drowned.
Navigate: The internet, my legs, a map, my self-drawn inbuilt robot brain map.
Survive in the Wild: Never tried, but probably.
Survive without your cell phone: Damn right I can, I can’t understand why people need them.
Survive without your internet: Yeah but I get bored.

~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?
Faded teal top and skirt, a single headphone aaaand... WHERE DID MY JACKET GO?

How do you feel right now?
Nothing.

One RANDOM fact about you:
Yes, yes I do have problems when talking to males... YOUR POINT?

BYE BYE NOW.

Shut up, I don't know why. Everything is off. Anyway, fgsfds, I'll start the daily spam dump tomorrow even though I haven't finished my 6 things, just live with the 4 I have done. It is very hard to get motivated right now. FUCK WHERE CAN I GET SOME NEW HEADPHONES FFFFFFFFFFF

WOAH, WHERE DID THIS TEA COME FROM?

DAMN THESE HOLIDAYS, SHIT BETTER HAPPEN WHEN YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RSF!

Anyway, uh... yeah, I have done pretty much nothing these holidays but get out of the house as much as possible when I can. Other than that, play Brawl, No More Heroes and some awesome PS1 games like Digimon World (BAAAW MY MAMEMON DIED! ) I had that pile of drawings to complete as well, which has somehow gone from 9 down to 6. SHUT UP! I GOT LAZY AND THE 3 THAT DIED WERE SHIT OR I COULDN'T GET THEM RIGHT. Okay, just gotta finish 3 more and I'll start my spam dump.

I bet Christmas is gonna suck, not as much as it did last year but It'll still suck. I know I'm gonna get another wii game which I will defiantly have a rage fit at some point because of it. :srs:

Also, I have been seeing kittens in every pet shop I've gone past lately. THEY NEVER SELL KITTENS EVER! AND AND AND THEY ARE BLACK KITTENS AS WELL, WHICH THEY ALSO NEVER HAVE EVEN WHEN THERE MIGHT BE KITTENS! This is a sign, its gonna be a good week and then its all downhill after Christmas.

Before I go, a big fuck you to Meta Ridley and me not being able to get his boss trophy. That is all.

Title says it all, but that's only because I haven't wanted to spend the whole time in front of a screen. Its been giving me super headaches by doing that lately. Not like when someone won't shut up headache but heaps worse. Only been on this computer maybe 5 minutes right now and I already have one. Well, guess I won't be drawing for a while because of this which kinda sucks. THE TV PRODUCES TO MUCH STATIC BAAAWWW I WANT TO PLAY GAMES BUT IT GIVES ME BRAIN CANCER EACH TIME I TRY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Uh, anyway, so far not much has happened. Just wanted to get out of the house, been cleaning out my room, getting a haircut etc etc. Yeah, I've cleaned out most of my room, whoever would have guessed. Piled up about 20 kg of useless crap and I still have that drawer that I keep EVERYTHING in and my desk.

Also, Drawn Together is a fucking hilarious show. If you want something to download and watch, I suggest that. (TLDR, everything we joke about everyday at school placed into a cartoon.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR WHENEVER THAT IS OR WAS OR TODAY IF IT IS

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[12 more hours FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]